Covid Lifteasy

An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.

We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy

by Danc818 June 15, 2020

covid starter

dog eating chinks

Hey! There's a covid starter!

by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025

Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.

I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ

by Watacanga May 15, 2025

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

covid clap

Having sex over a video call or a video

I covid clapped to skibidi toilet on Youtube

by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024

Covid-19

The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe

Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads

Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.

by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020

COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024