Eye Broccoli

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.

Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.

by HIMYM addict December 11, 2010

Cod Eye

Someone with a glazed expression, usually from alcohol intoxication or general gormlessness, along with little or no eyelashes (like a fish).

Look at Natalie... she has cod eye!

by Anny Beaverhousen May 23, 2006

Bobcat Eye

a change of attraction causing ugly guys with no swag to become extremely attractive after being cooped up at UC Merced.

Girl A: Hmmmm...I never noticed how cute he is.
GIrl B: Oh no. Your getting Bobcat eye.

by qtpie18 April 4, 2012

Kushner eyes

Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.

That dead shark has some Kushner eyes

by Trollcat22 June 1, 2017

Stink eye

It's like the evil eye, but a little less evil and a lot more stink.

If somebody actually does well on this test they are getting the stink eye from me!

When somebody pisses me off, all I have to do is give them the stink eye and they tremble in fear.

by The Pseudonymist April 1, 2010

japs eye

Slit at the end of a penis representing a japanese persons eye, this is also where the sperm meets the world, can also be shortened to be japs

James McNeil is a JAPS EYE!!!, ive got something stuck in my japs

by James McNeil May 1, 2006

Eye rape

One of the most used expressions in the TH fandom, an eye rape is a stare so intense that you feel like you've been raped by their eyes.

Usually accompanied by a sultry pose or general come-hitherness.

1: Omg, Bill's giving you the eye rape!
2: Wow. That photo is a total eye rape.
3: He's so damn sexy, I don't even mind when he eye rapes me.

by OnceUponAKaulitz January 9, 2010