Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

Stronkz

Ugly ass mf who u should never date

Stronkz is an asshole

by anonymous April 25, 2023

Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.

You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

Stroker choker

The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.

My friend died from a stroker choker :(...

by 👣👅 July 11, 2023

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

Strokelamia

A disease in which you have to jerk off and finger your butthole every day in order to survive.

Hey doc what’s the cure for strokelamia?
Jerking it and fingering yourself every day for the rest of your life!
Ain’t no skibidi way doc

by BobaWC August 10, 2024

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024