spagettification

1. The process by which one becomes spagettified. This is what happens to any object that is sucked into a Black Hole.
2. The state of being one achieves after getting REALLY, REALLY high.

1. "Spagettification is the worst way to commit suicide. You don't wanna get sucked into a black hole man, you'd get Spagettifed."
2. "Damn nigga, I'm Spagettified!!!"

by S&G September 11, 2007

Spaghetto

Ramen noodles and ketchup

When your broke ass can’t afford real spaghetti, spaghetto will have to do.

by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020

somebody toucha my spaghet

The famous phrase from "The three bears" cartoon.

"Somebody toucha my spaghet!"
"Mine-a too!"

by Koffayy May 1, 2018

Spaghettioo's

Pronouced Spaghetti OH's - Term used to define modern day object oriented code developed in an uncomprehensible fashion, full of inheritance, abstraction with very little composition. Evolved from the term Spaghetti Code. Also known as anti-patterns. The oo at the end of Spaghetti is an acronym (Object Oriented), but pronounced OH as in the canned pasta meal, Spaghetti-o's.

1. Man, that code is full of spaghettioo's
2. PHP programmers are good at opening cans of spaghettioo's
3. I forgot to black box it, now it's a spaghettioo

by bill_guitar_calicali November 25, 2006

Spaghettimuncher

1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.

This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.

We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)

1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."

by YoRatchetCookieMonstaAss May 28, 2014

spaghettiwall

to attack a problem or promote or attack an argument by utilizing everything that can possibly be thought of, in an effort to see if anything turns out to be effective, i.e., "to see what sticks." Derived from the old practice of throwing spaghetti at a wall to see if it sticks to the wall.

She just spaghettiwalled that argument---none of what she said was even partially relevant.

by thelanguagemonster May 18, 2015

SpaghettiWonderBro

A close male friend with culinary talent far surpassing your own.

"Damn bro, that was the best rotini i've ever had. You're my SpaghettiWonderBro without a doubt!"

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016