Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

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Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.

Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.

by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

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Snorkel smoking

A horrible sexual act with three parties were one blows vape smoke(preferably mango) down the urethra of another, then the third member sucks the smoke and flavor back out.

"Brooo.... I just got the best snorkel smoking of my life" from diss busnach

by Purplerage October 20, 2025

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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 6, 2011

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