shithead willie

your local neighborhood dumb ass

peetie wheatstraw, bootstrap bill, jerkface jimmy, poopie drawers frankie
Axe shithead willie to go to dah sto

by U-DIG September 1, 2007

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

tropical shirt

Something I wanna wear exclusivley.

This tropical shirt is red with a large toucan on it.

by Swank October 16, 2003

Dragon Shirter

Male who is into such things as Anime, Magic the Gathering, online games - especially mmorpgs - and porn. They are identified easily by the wearing of a dragon shirt and a pleather jacket. Sometimes they come in the gothic variety. Usually listen to Slipknot, KoRN, Marilyn Manson and White Zombie. Rarely bathe, stay on the computer 12 hours a day and make like friends when forced to go outside their dragon cave (not filled with treasure I might add, usually a dirty stinking mess).

me: Dragon shirter at 2 o'clock

friend: where?

me: in the dungeons and dragons books section of course!

by dutchy00 August 9, 2009

Golf Shirt Espionage

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.

Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.

by GoToThis2 March 3, 2011

Eeyore Shirts

The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.

She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012

Orange shirt

The reference of oral sex when the female bites the penis and the male bleeds and cums

-The orange shirt you gave me was amazing

-Your welcome

by Bubblegum success April 27, 2015