Cold Hand Richard

When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks

I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.

by Fayd Rautha November 9, 2017

such a richard

“Such a Richard” - is a phrase used to insult someone. It is synonymous with “such a dick”.

I’m tired of your horrible attitude. Stop being such a Richard!

by E-Po January 31, 2018

The Richard Nixon

When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.

I got the Richard Nixon last night. It was both controversial and wonderful!

by Guantanamo Stars June 20, 2011

Cliff Richard

The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.

Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.

by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019

Dirty Richard

Dirty Richard

A dirty Richard

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Doing a Richard

Ceasing to exist, Dead, no longer living, Kaput, six feet under, Pre mung.

Wendy is dead {she has done a Richard}

Doing a Richard.

"Guy, you are never going to believe this. Jade has only gone and done a Richard!"

by fosters.top April 4, 2009

Rubme Richard

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005