retard bomb

A phrase used by US Air Force Training Instructors. Retard bombs explode in wall lockers, making the entire inside look like a bag of smashed ass.

"What the piss, trainee? It looks like a retard bomb went off in this locker!"

by Brian Blake October 27, 2006

ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by Kelly March 7, 2004

sexually retarded

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

by Adunning February 2, 2008

Complete Retard

When a person sounds like the biggest idiot in the world other than George W. Bush.

DeeDee: Hey Brian, who's your brother?
Brian (Complete Retard): she's my mom.
Jared: Wow Fail.

by Sl33k March 21, 2010

Political Retard

The kind of people who say or make stupid nicknames for political figures and think they are actually funny.
Example: Shillary, Trudope, Drumpf, Obama bin Laden, Libratard, Cuckservative

Person 1: Man i can't wait for Drumpf to be impeached.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you political retard!

Person A: Did you hear what Trudope said to a veteran that lost his leg in Afghanistan?
Person B: fuck off with that Trudope shit you political retard. Use their proper fucking name!

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

retard privledges

When a fully retarted person gets away with something, usually in school, that the average joes would be eaten alive for. It also unfairly and somewhat commonly applis to add/adhd kids. Take your fucking Ritalin. Or die. Or eat shit. Just kiddin ya bunch a tards. Also know as rp, when banned from being said. This may be considered taboo, but don't whine 'cause. it's true.

"Fuck"
"Nathan, be quiet."
"Darn."
"GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW COLIN!!!"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

King Retard

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

by Fairey May 25, 2008