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Politician

A person who is a control freak or a crazy psychopath that tries to pass more and more idiotic and dumb laws because they want to get rid of something that they find offensive and want it abolished. These people tend to lack common sense, logic, and haven't done any of the necessary research in order to create any reasonable bill or law, but it gets passed anyways due to the idiodicy of the public that votes these bills in.

Instead of caring about more important matters such as murders, the economy, kidnappings, child abuse, etc., they pass more and more dumb laws restricting or banning things like comic books, manga, anime, books, freedoms of artistic expression, the ownership of exotic pets that are harmless (such as the majority of reptiles and arachnids), TV shows, and other related things just because they don't like it.

They do this by exaggerating and swaying the public opinion using methods such as swaying the public (who are unfortunately very dumb, uninformed and haven't done the research about the things that the politician wants banned as well) using commercials, biased speeches, using the bought and paid for media and many others. They mostly say that they are doing this for the public, when in reality, they are doing it for themselves since control freaks are psychopaths.
Here is a good quote about what a politician in the government is like:

"When it comes to government and law, truth and common sense guarantee absolutely nothing."
by Digital Preacher December 26, 2014
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political climber

a politician who tries to reach a high echelon of politics by, for example, rubbing shoulders with prominent political leaders.
Being a political climber, he succeeded in being a top leader soon.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015
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politically incorrect

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss Don Corleone's ring or die

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother
politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
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politically incorrect

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss Don Corleone's ring or die

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother

politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow
politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
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Politicomedy

A portmanteau of the words political and comedy which suggests either some comedy with an element of politics i.e. The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, or some politics with an element of comedy i.e. Donald Trump or Sarah Palin
I love Stephen Colbert and his politicomedy, he is so funny and insightful.
That Donald Trump is certainly bringing politicomedy to the masses. I hope everyone votes for him and then regrets it for the next four years.
by Slap the Penguin October 23, 2015
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political jackass

One who forces their beliefs down ones throat and will do everything he can to discredit your argument.
See also: Progressive
Person 1: Man, that person is always talking about his beliefs, even when I already said I accept people for who they are. Who would do that?
Person 2: A Political Jackass
by dr.cerealguy January 7, 2016
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politickally

For people who have no idea about politics in general. Or politicians going about everything wrong.
"You see Trump trying to get all politickally?"
Or it could mean a delicate political debate.
" You mean we have to get politickally with these terrorist assholes?"
Taken from politically and tickle.
It's voting time, everyone's getting all politickally.
by Aec cross April 3, 2016
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