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Trust me I know how to lay the pipe.
a pipe by Vandal November 12, 2003
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Twist-A-Pipe 

The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.
Tom Cruise needs to lay off that twist-a-pipe fo sho!
Twist-A-Pipe by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008

Crack Pipe Pete 

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.
Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
Crack Pipe Pete by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

Steam Pipe 

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.
Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?
Steam Pipe by Mike161 November 17, 2011

Lead Pipe 

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.
I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.
Lead Pipe by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Cleaned my tail Pipe 

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines
Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.
Cleaned my tail Pipe by Curtis66 January 30, 2009