toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.

Who left the toilet bowl painting.

by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013

Whiskey spray-paint

The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.

Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!

by Thunderpants June 2, 2014

No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.

Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.

by Initial Definition May 27, 2015

Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.

I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018

Get her paintbrush wet

When a woman is masturbating and rubbing her clit with her finger and she needs to keep it moist she dips her finger into her vagina opening to get moisture!

When Kate is flicking her bean and she runs dry she get her paintbrush wet.

by Nkate May 30, 2021

God's Paintbrush

Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses

Wow The Way He/She Sang, Prayed, & Delivered The Word They Have To Be God's Paintbrush

by A Angel of God September 13, 2023