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Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Orgasm

An orgasm is a meal.
The meal is a curry but it contains human meat.
It doesn't matter what the other ingredients in the curry is as long as it contains human meat it's an orgasm.
I had an orgasm at your mums house last nigut
by ILovePlants<3 October 4, 2023
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orgasmical

that shi was so good it was orgasmical
by robb2x October 4, 2023
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Orgasm-up

When you simultaneously bust a nut a puke your guts out
“Man I feel like shit but at least I ate a Reese’s cup and KitKat so I can orgasm-up.”
by That.hockey.kid November 2, 2021
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Orgasm Olympics October

See who can get the most orgasms in October.
Nut or have an increasingly amount of orgasms in Orgasm Olympics October.
by Yoda's last name October 29, 2021
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clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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Music orgasm

When the beat hits so hard that your body shivers. You know what I mean.
"that music was so good I had a music orgasm"
by Findloo Chunk June 16, 2021
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