Moon Ring

The remaining foreskin after a circumcised penis is cut.

The mother decided to save the “moon ring” from her two sons, to make a matching pair of ear rings.

Moon Ring by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025

Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

Moon landing by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025

Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.

Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted

Moon Gooning by lemndg January 5, 2026

Moon Tanning

Melbourne slang — being up all night and sleeping through the day, leading to a pale complexion from lack of sun exposure.

“Haven’t seen daylight in weeks, bro — been moon tanning heavy.”

Moon Tanning by Louie Loud January 10, 2026

Moon melon

When an adult poops on someones face on video

Mrs. Jones moon meloned her husband!!

Moon melon by Soccerlayer March 22, 2026

Moon Joy

The shared sense of wonder and global unity sparked by humanity’s modern return to the moon. This term blossomed during the Artemis II mission, inspired by the first crew in over fifty years to orbit the lunar far side.

– You can see Copernicus, Reiner, Gamma. It's just everything from the training but in three dimension and absolutely unbelievable.

– Copy, Moon Joy.

Moon Joy by likears April 8, 2026

Moon Tourism

Commercial travel to the Moon or its immediate vicinity, offered by emerging private spaceflight companies. Unlike orbital space tourism (which stays in Earth orbit), moon tourism aims to take paying customers to lunar orbit, and eventually to the surface. The experience includes seeing Earth rise over the lunar horizon, experiencing reduced gravity, and being part of a very exclusive club. Currently the domain of billionaires and extreme adventure seekers, moon tourism represents the next frontier of luxury travel, though critics call it a vanity project for the ultra‑rich while Earth burns.

Example: “He spent his crypto fortune on a moon tourism ticket—a week in lunar orbit for the price of a small country’s GDP.”

Moon Tourism by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026