Perry Hall Middle Kids 

A junior high public school in Perry Hall, MD. EVERY kid that goes there think's that he is hardcore and skateboards. Most of them try to get sponsered by some major company. Sadly, most of them suck. They go to Ridge every day and wear LIDS Yankees flat rimmed hats because they are all shite trash-wiggers. They think they are all color because they called they have "girlfriends". Also, sadly, these "girlfriends" are about 10 years old. They take their "bitch" to White Marsh Mall. Or if they got enough allowance, to the Avenue to see Happy Feet then they hang out in Starbucks despite the fact that they hate coffee. They bash on us Catholic School kids and think we're snooty. They're the ones that learned what cunt meant like, yesterday.

Perry Hall Faggot: OMG heyy Lauren lets go to The Avenue on Friday! I got enough allowance to see The Incredibles with some Perry Hall Middle Kids!!!!!!

Perry Hall Faggot/Girl: Sorry, I can't go. It's my older sister's birthday is on Friday. She's turning 12.

Perry Hall Faggot: Awhh fuck! Fine I'm gonna go to Ridge with my "homies". I just learned how to ollie on my Spider-Man board!!! After that we're going to go to LIDS to get some hats that say "The 410" on them!!! Byee

Perry Hall Middle Kids by Bettina Nagasaki February 8, 2008

scene kids

An even more depressing form of emo kid conformity, know by their hair cuts which swoop in front of their eyes, scarfs, arm warmsers, nose and/or lip rings, girl pants, etc. A good general rule of thumb when trying to tell whether it is a scene kid or emo, if you have to ask wether it is a boy or girl its a scene kid.

"Dude thats a hot scene chick."
"That's Jason!"
"Damn all scene kids look alike."

scene kids by indieelitist December 28, 2005

Word up, kids? 

What your mum says to be cool.

"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"

Word up, kids? by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

cosby kids 

Another name for a terd.

I just went to the bathroom to drop off the cosby kids.

cosby kids by Greggy Wadd May 13, 2005

Dropping the Cosby Kids Off at the Beach 

To take a shit.

"Damn, after eating all this food from Arby's, I really have to drop the Cosby kids off at the beach!"

Dropping the Cosby Kids Off at the Beach by IJM October 12, 2003

knuckle kids 

The act of male masturbation using the five digits of his hand. See tissue baby.

my girlfriend's Aunt Flo is visiting so I spend my lunch break giving birth to knuckle kids.

knuckle kids by canada blows October 9, 2005

the popular kids 

the popular kids are just kids with an upside down brain who think that covid-19 isn't real. They hang out in groups of 7-15 people and don't wear masks during this time. The older ones like to harass, tease, and bully the shit out of kids that are not how they want them to be. The younger ones manipulate the older non popular/semi popular kids. The younger popular kids are known to be as sly as a fox and it can take a matter of a few months to get lured into their real trap where a group of kids are watching. Kids with adhd are most likely the ones to get lured into their trap.

Cody: So, Wyatt? How was your experience with the popular kids last year?

Wyatt: Shitty. I have dealt with the fuckers for 3 years. They are the reason for my undiagnosed clinnical depression. They are the reason why I think it's my fault that COVID-19 got worse here in America.

Cody: Yeah the same thing happened to me. I got suspended for my anger issues. One of the popular kids named Quinn kept making jokes about an incident that happened a year ago. I had enough so I dropped the motherfucker.

Uh Wyatt, are you listening to what I am sayi--

Wyatt: He's a dead motherfuckin man now.

the popular kids by Anonomous4002 June 20, 2020