2 definition by canada blows

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The act of male masturbation using the five digits of his hand. See tissue baby.

my girlfriend's Aunt Flo is visiting so I spend my lunch break giving birth to knuckle kids.

by canada blows October 09, 2005

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

by canada blows October 10, 2005