Great Falls

1. The single weirdest place to live on Earth, or at least in Fairfax County. 2. the place with the most trees on Earth. 3. A town full of nothing but nouveau-riche snobs and yuppies who constantly bitch about everything and ruin my life by making sure nothing cool EVER happens in Great Falls.

Person 1: I hate living in Great Falls
Person 2: As do I

by booger August 17, 2003

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Great Neck

Great Neck is a town that Persians have, in the last 20 years, completely invaded. Instead being inhabited by normal, American Jews, Great Neck is now the home of thousands of Persians who feel the need to NEVER shave the bushes of hair they and their moms have had since birth. Every Persian in Great Neck also has a dying sensation to marry their own cousins. Each slutty girl in Great Neck, whether she's a normal Jew or a Persian, feels the need to flaunt what they don't have in Juicy outfits and $14,000 handbags. Where do Persians get this kind of money? Well, they claim to each "sell rugs". However, WHERE DO THEY GET THE MONEY TO BUY 16,000,000 DOLLAR HOMES is still a question left unanswered. Most likely, the Persians all roll drugs into their rugs and sell them in the black, hairy market. Maybe, they'll all get thrown in jail with a damn razor.... who knows?

Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: My dad owns 8 acres of land in Iran
SexySkinnyMan and Mindle: What does you're dad do?
Hairy Joon Joon in Geat Neck: <_< >_>
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: ....He sells furniture

by Mindle & SexySkinnyMan July 16, 2008

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