Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.

1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"

by IRON MAN January 29, 2005

geeks

A geek is a person who is socially excluded from a general population. Unlike nerds, geeks do not necessarily have to be smart. They often create groups among themselves, and generally have these similar characterizations:
-lack of participation in physical activities, such as sports
-an interest in computer
-a crude sense of humor radically different from common society
-a negative attitude toward common society.

Bill Gates was probably a geek in high school, and probably still is today.

by freefall March 29, 2004

geekgasm

When something particularily nerdy or geeky gets you very excited.

Tom: Dude,did you see the new clip for the Watchmen movie.

Allan: Totally. I had a geekgasm after watching it.

by T.Evans February 22, 2009

geeblows

when you get your dick sucked, and you scream with joy.

DAYUMMMMM SHE GIVES GOOD GEEBLOWS!

by Imwatchingyouwithmytelescope December 22, 2009

Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

geek speak

1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users

2. slang used mainly on the internet

I am so sick of that geek speak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2007