fat finger syndrome 

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!

fat finger syndrome by spacer_ June 15, 2008

fat man's charm 

The reason I find Abraham Benrubi way more attractive than Jude Law.

"I mean it; the quarterback's all yours. I'm more interested in the tackle; he's got that whole fat man's charm thing going on."

fat man's charm by Qit January 13, 2004

Fat Stop 

A largely overweight man who thinks he is king of everything who "guards" the parking lot at high schools. He thinks he is a policeman and tries to chase students around who he thinks are breaking the rules; hated by students. He drives a golf cart around campus, which leans lovingly to one side as he polices the area.

There is only one known example, located at Temple High School.

Fat Stop by Cameron Burk April 14, 2005

fat whore 

an overly obese girl who is sexually active with multiple desperate partners

Guy A: Hey dude, I hear you hooked up with Marla.

Guy B: NO WAY DUDE! I wouldn't touch that fat whore with a ten foot pole.

fat whore by GOO April 19, 2005

fat fold 

a excess of human skin found on obese persons that overlaps itself, creating small pockets in which some believe small pieces of food can be tucked away for later.

"Instead of finishing his 4th Whopper, he simply tucked it in his fat folds for later."

fat fold by mgiljum October 12, 2008

Fat Folds 

When a fat person has so much fat on their bodies that it has actually started folding over itself and looks discusting unless you like to recieve fat wanks.

"Oh my god! That bitch has some serious fat folds going on!"

Fat Folds by darkhawk91 August 2, 2009

Fat Nigger 

an adjective that intensifies verbs.

"yo Joseph, I'll be right back I have to take a FAT nigger shit."

"Yo I can't hit a 2 pointer even though I'm wide open in 2k? This game sucks FAT nigger anus..."

Fat Nigger by Loadedice January 22, 2020