Edward heeroma

Gay, Twat, Trolley hugger, Idiotic, Smooth legged, Pickled face, shrimp sized, lolli-licker, pen pusher, arse licking son of a gun!

Omg Your so Edward Heeromaering

by Cokzilla95 December 2, 2011

Edward Tissington

A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.

"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"

by KR18191 August 17, 2012

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.

Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.

by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013

Essarrsius Arthurius Chao

The Essarrsius Arthurius Chao is known for its British accent and worship of other British politicians. It is also known to jump bus lines. It is naturally preyed on by the Dolan Duck and is known to attempt to take over the territory of others. In August 2014, the Essarrsius Arthurius Chao has corrected the title to Essarrsius SRC Arthurius Chao and announces his future goal to become Captainica Arthurius Chao.

It is unlikely this specimen of Essarrsius Arthurius Chao will grow to become Prefectius Arthurius Chao as it exhibits signs of being unable to live up to the title, having fallen asleep.

by 座布団 August 26, 2014

edward france

An amazing loving man , although Short tempered, has a heart of gold
Usually has a difficult time with trust
Natural born passion to fight, work, and love

Edward France is a great man, but at times he is an asshole

by dr.rocksmoke December 19, 2016

Edward Andreas Williamz

Worlds Bitchiest Child

My Cousin Is Edward Andreas Williamz

by Dic-Tionary Person Man Dude January 5, 2017

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017