EnglishPeter

Peters who are English, but try to pass as Australians. They lack social graces, and violently abuse religious people.
GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer

GodFrostAngel: "Hello EnglishPeter, would you like to come to our Bible Study class next week. The Profiler will be there, and he wants to help you?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobbing c#$t, shove your bible s%^t up your a&*e. And stop calling me EnglishPeter, I'm trying to be an Australian!"
GodFrostyAngel: "I'm sorry Peter, but isn't Peter your name?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobber!"

by AreYaHearingMe? October 1, 2008

English Passengers

The gayest book ever

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"

by meeeeeee!!!! September 1, 2010

Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language

I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful

by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012

englishland

The place Englishlanders (British) come from

Dude: oi spot o tea Cheerio

Girl: I looooove Englishlanders

by Just sout April 7, 2014

English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.

You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!

by simpsonphan September 28, 2014

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016