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Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.
Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
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Papa Edge

Father of edging. Sneaks in at night while you sleep and administers a 7 skibiditoilet long edge sesh. Good edgees will not produce a wet dream. Naughty edgees will produce a wet dream or plural; wet dri.
Tony: Hey man! Papa Edge visit you last night?
Richard: No man you know me I’m the soaking type.
by Tim3454 December 28, 2023
mugGet the Papa Edgemug.

Edging

When Tim keeps telling me, I'm on my way, I just have one quick thing to do (eg. Just gotta get some gas) but then doesn't come. This is repeated multiple times and with different reasons for the delay. (eg. eg. Just dropping off some McDonald's.)

This can last hours, possibly days, and even weeks although the latter has yet to be proven.
Edging,

Me- "Hey Tim, are you on your way? I'm super sick and you said you'd be here last night." Tim- "I'll be there I'm just getting gas etc. "

Me- "are you coming?" Tim- "yea I'm omw I'm just dropping off some McDonald's"
by Eyefuckyou August 1, 2025
mugGet the Edgingmug.

cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.
"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024
mugGet the cheeky edgemug.

Edge it out

Billy: Mom I'm not sure which college I want to go to.
Billy's Mom: Well Billy I guess we'll have to edge it out.
by TheRadicalWooper November 1, 2021
mugGet the Edge it outmug.

No bubble rap around the edges

He dident even try he just left it with no bubble rap around the edges.
by SandMan8 February 2, 2017
mugGet the No bubble rap around the edgesmug.

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022
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