dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

Dead Trim

Max's haircut

Max pulled up with that dead trim

by DongCheese October 2, 2019

dead person

Someone who just won't wake up.

Where's Grandma Lacy? Is she a dead person?

by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

Deadbeat

A Deadbeat is a member of Mori Calliope's fanbase.

Person 1: Ahaha, caught you watching Mori. Are you a Deadbeat?
Persona 2: I swear I don't write #calliop3 and watch her and all of hololive english everyday. I swear!

by mantaskutop December 28, 2020

Had me dead

It means something is really funny.

Nah fam when she said peng it had me dead

by Jemimaa1 September 14, 2019

dead mule

An essential element in southern US fiction writing. No good southern fiction is complete without a dead mule. Academics and every day readers acknowledge this literary truth. The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature demonstrates on this premise and features stories with dead mules as elements as well as other fiction, poetry, and essays.

"No good Southern fiction is complete without a dead mule." -- www.deadmule.com

by FormicaDinette November 16, 2013

Dead Friends

People you are friends with only because you we're forced together for a long period of time. (i.e in a classroom or work space) You find them unreliable, they don't KNOW you, you don't know them even after all this time. You're personalities don't match yet you hang out and can talk with each other. If follows the "Friends you realize you were only friends with because you saw them 5 days a week” mentality.

Jeff talks to 10+ people 5 days a week but he is loney, they are all dead friends that would never be there for him when he needs them.

by Aldia September 24, 2016