Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

Dildo

A stupid person. Also a penis-like sex toy.

You are such a dildo after drinking a lot of wine

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Salad dildo

Cucumber

I walked in and caught my uncle using the salad dildo mom

Bought for dinner

by Jacob Stancil November 8, 2025

dildo boys

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos

Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?

Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.

by Dildoboys March 2, 2019

Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.

We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020