fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.

"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom

by Mr Fap December 3, 2013

Gamma Crusher

A women that has a nice, big booty. The word came from a move in Marvel VS Capcom that "Sentinel" uses when he drops down on his opponents with his big metal ass.

Whoa, look at the size of that gamma crusher on Shoniqua & Laquisha.

by BrutalCuddy December 14, 2013

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

Fun crusher

Alex Ballingall

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*

by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014

good cush

Good smelling/ tasting Vignia

Meghan and Raychel got that good Cush

by Gooshie mama April 30, 2016

Old cush

A old Cush is when a 80+ woman overlaps her skin on her stomach and concedes a full penetrated penis

Oh hello mrs jimmel I heard you did a good old Cush while you swinging at grano's crib last night

by Stanmyman4005 June 18, 2016

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016