cock o'clock

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.

"Bad news boys, it's cock o'clock in here. We're gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight."

by The Virgin Liberator December 15, 2009

Flavor Flav's Clock

What time is it? Really

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.

by PoJamie January 11, 2012

alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.

dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.

by swami February 16, 2005

c-sock

Noun. A sock or socklike object dedicated to the cleanup of semen. Also known as the cumsock in less refined circles.

Stu and Roe went shopping for matching c-socks so they could be reminded of each other while masturbating to the latest abercrombie catalog.

by Grrrrr. May 15, 2006

jackass o' clock

time to be a jackass

i'm gonna eat my dads shit

by Robin February 6, 2005

broke o'clock

refers to the time 1:50am, as there is never shit going on at 1:50am, so it is completely broke ass

Scott: "Hey, bitch, what are you doin'?"

Danny: "Nothin, why would I be doin' anything? There ain't shit to do, it's broke o'clock."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Clockblock

Effectively a cockblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else.

Dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.

by Tbivs September 27, 2011