Thinking you're a cowboy who grew up away from your true home out west, and being irritated with the way that your environment doesn't prove that you're a cowboy.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
Get the Cowboyitismug. The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"
Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!
Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"
Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!
Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
by DriftingNick April 6, 2010
Get the Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vampmug. He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
by Mallate March 31, 2005
Get the Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane P.H.D. M.Dmug. Feeling like somebody owes you a cowboy hat nine sizes too big for your time and effort, that money isnt enough.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
Get the Cowboyitismug. a sharpner company
by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022
Get the super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number onemug. A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
Get the Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)mug. 