A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023
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Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
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Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
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by AJ2023 October 21, 2023
Get the console mug.Very sexy and cute. Really good guy. Will never leave you. Is very loyal and very protective. Loves the fall. If you have a Carson in your life don't lose him.
by BestieGirl@honnesty.bigass.com October 23, 2023
Get the Carson mug.conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.
by catrabies October 27, 2023
Get the Carson mug.Consoleitis, is the problem of console-to-computer ports, where gameplay, is reduced to mindless, bashing of buttons, without any intellectual stimulation.
Square Enix’s “Life Is Strange” series, “Star Ocean: Towards The End of Time,” and “Nier: Automata,” avoid consoleitis, by having deeply philosophical storylines.
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