Connecticut

Connecticut is THE BEST place you can be, no doubt about it. Not only are we the richest state in the world, we also KNOW we are. But, you guys make it sound like we ALL are so rich and snobby. All people from Connecticut are snobby, it's a fact, but we aren't all rich. And it definately isn't all white people. We got Puerto Ricans, Blacks, Whites, everything. We are snobby because we can be. We have something to show for it. We are the richest state, AND we have ghetto towns too. No wonder why all the stars have houses here. We are simply the best. No matter what you say about this state, it is the best, and nobody can beat it. The perfect town in Connecticut is Hamden, because it is not too rich, and not too poor. It borders SOME rich towns like Cheshire, and some poor towns like New Haven. Hamden High is the best, because the girls are the hottest and you know it. Connecticut has the hottest girls, hottest guys, and the hottest places. We have the Hamden Plaza which has a nail salon, bowling alley, stores, pizza, and much more. It's great for Hamden High chicks. Oh, and Hamden High is the best, because we don't have a strict dress code. Only the fat chicks get in trouble for dressing like skanks, so if you're skinny, hot, and popular, you're in. Well, now you know why us CT chicks are snotty to you other people- because we CAN be. Our state is the best, we are hot, and you know it. Don't confuse hate with jealousy. Ciao, and remember that Connecticut girls are the best-- join us, because we are so sexy, hot, and popular... If you don't either live in CT or act like a CT girl, you aren't cool with us.

CT chick and CA chick

CA: Hey, where are you from?
CT: Connecticut, you?
CA: California-- must suck not having lots of beaches.
CT: I could tell from the messed up manicure.(dirty look) You should really fix that.
CA: (walks away and says whatever)
CT: (calls up her friends)
CT: Tina, Chelsea, Kaitlin, I just dissed some Cali chick.
Tina: Good! Us CT chicks are fly, and we know it!
Kaitlin: That's right. Don't mess wit us!

by *$*$ CT Chick *$*$ July 14, 2006

Flag

Get the Connecticut mug.

Conner

A douche bag liar that'll trick you into being in a relationship with him just so he can fuck with your head and disappear all the time.

Conners a fucking douche bag and I hope he chokes on an apple.

by Idontwantahandleok April 23, 2017

Flag

Get the Conner mug.

Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a now-retired Scottish actor whose career spans 1954-2003. He is best known as the first man ever to portray Ian Fleming's fictional British spy James Bond. He played the character in 6 films: "Dr. No" (1962), "From Russia With Love" (1963), "Goldfinger" (1964), "Thunderball" (1965), "You Only Live Twice" (1967), and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971). He is also famous for portraying Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989). Other notable films are:

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (2003), as Allan Quatermain

"The Hunt For Red October" (1990), as Captain Marko Ramius

"A Bridge Too Far" (1977), as Major General Robert E. Urquhart

"The Rock" (1996), as John Patrick Mason

"First Knight" (1995), as King Arthur

"The Untouchables" (1987), as Jim Malone

"The Molly Maguires" (1970), as Jack Kehoe

Sean Connery is one bamf.

by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010

Flag