5 o'clock slop

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option

Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore

by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010

tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up

jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

muhum

by hdmq December 11, 2015

3 o'clock drop

That magical time in the afternoon when you are jonesing for some munchies before your blood sugar drops.

Steve: Hey wat up with Ryan?

Dan: He is about to 3 o'clock drop , get the fool some Doritos STAT.

by Sir Devitt III January 10, 2017

Dock o’clock

When you have either a dick appointment to attend or are surrounded by people who are being dicks.

I’ll see you soon, it’s dock o’clock ;)

by Xlot February 10, 2018

Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.

Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

by Ehat is this May 4, 2023

15 o'clock shadow

3 days' worth of 5 o'clock shadow

Dude, shave and shower - you're sporting a 15 o'clock shadow!

by Darren Hill March 26, 2008