cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

by MDOGG January 22, 2003

clean

something nice, cool

dammn!! thats a clean shirt

by carlosjimenez November 9, 2007

Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.

After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.

by nappyd November 14, 2004

Clean Hoe

A woman whom you are attracted to and would be willing to bring home to meet your mother. These elite woman are the real deal and have the whole package.

Julian: I wish there were some good looking women around here!

Brad: Lets go down to SMU tonight and find us some clean hoes with daddy's credit card!

by AntiTemoc December 12, 2011

the squeaky clean

What you get when you do the dirty in the shower.

I went around asking everyone what it would be called if you did the dirty in the shower, the squeaky clean, was my answer.

by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005

Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013