Belgian Double Chocolate Pump

Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose

Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

chocolate sailor

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

by Neo Funk Revolation February 6, 2005

Chocolate Jesus

President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.

"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."

by fatmandive January 27, 2009

chocolate pizza

Where you puke in a chicks ass and then tap the hell out of it.

"Hey man what you do last night"
"Dude i totally chocolate pizzaed some bitch"

by evilnun February 28, 2009

chocolate donut

after having your salad tossed, placing yer anus on your partner's lips leaving a rim print

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

chocolate star fish

the arse hole

I had acurry last night & now my "chocolate star fish" is on fire.

by Kelly August 11, 2003

i like chocolate milk

a phrase commonly used by the cartoon character cheese from foster home for imaginary friends. ironically he is lactose and tolerant, and yet he is called cheese and his favourite drink is chocolate milk. i like chocolate milk is also used by me very commonly, as i am a retard.

person no. 1: hey, what you up to?
me: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK....
person no. 2: retard...

by iadoreyoumydear July 23, 2010