Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

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Carpet

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.

O mon dier he is such a carpet. I need a penis.

by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019

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Carpet

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.

Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.

by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022

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braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.

"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"

by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017

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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021

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