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Crustyjeep

A shit starting loud-mouthed asshole. Most of the time found trolling around in threads just waiting to talk shit to someone, to make themselves feel better. Often plagued with low self esteem, and the mentality of a 5 year old, and full of useless banter. Possibly high on meth or other low life drugs, trying to get a rise out of anyone who will bite.
This guy just won't shut the fuck up!! He is a real Crustyjeep!
by crustyismybitch October 17, 2009
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crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.
Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.
by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010
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Crawsty

Frosty the Snowman's evil twin.

(Sometimes spelled Crosty, or Crowsty)
In a drastic turn of events, Crawsty forced the sun to shine henceforth, melting his twin, Frosty.

In his evil rage, Crawsty decided to stick his own carrot into Frosty's bottom ball.
by wahc0825 December 31, 2010
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crusty

A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.
As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.

That bag is so crusty.

Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.

As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!

CRUSTY CRUSTS!
by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011
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crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
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Coasty

A Coast Guard Officers wife who likes to play while he is away.
Damn that Coasty was good!
by trevordawgnelson July 1, 2011
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crastism

the act of putting off something till the next day.
The bill could not be enacted into a law due to crastism.
by uttam maharjan October 19, 2011
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