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poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.
"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"
by Gravydavy March 21, 2016
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Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).
Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"
by ClownJuice August 31, 2021
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2 bagger

When your screwing an ugly chick and you pat a bag over her head plus another one just in case the first one breads.
I smacked that booty all night long, but that ho fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch. She was a real 2 bagger.
by Big Playa Andrew Gates. September 1, 2006
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tea-bagger

A conservative republican who protests against income taxes by rubbing their nutsacks in each other's faces.
Senator David Vitter is a tea-bagger who wants to cut government programs during a recession.
by notmyrealname99wroteit April 16, 2009
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male basher

N - A female who expresses a great deal of resentment towards the opposite sex. Comonly found in Sorority groups they tend to emit sexist comments and promote their superiority over males.
Stanly: Hi, Do you know where i can find...
Male Basher Sarah: GET AWAY FROM ME! Men are such faggs.
Stanly: ...Alrighty then.
by Stevsie July 29, 2008
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Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.
"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.
by It's Coach Frank May 26, 2011
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granny basher

A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
you'You bumbaclaat! *kiss teeth*
me'Shut up you granny basher'
by Killeress January 9, 2006
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