Baken

tricky nerd that likes cock in his mouth and likes to go to naked beaches

damn baken has a fat cock

by derasu November 2, 2021

Baked with love

Added an extra shot of protein to a dough (for all those gym junkies out there!). Watched the loaves walk out the doors, hopefully there was no buns in the oven because of it!

Today's bread was baked with love, key word here is "baked".

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 9, 2023

bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.

Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!

by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.

by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 12, 2014

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021