atheist

confused person; someone who could not tell the truth from delusion;

A stooge believes in something but not God. He is a goddamned atheist.

by zainorzainy January 30, 2009

atheism

An excuse not to believe in god.

"Atheism is so stupid!"

by Abeman February 11, 2008

Athena

A roman goddess that loves to eat pizza and hamburgers. Athena is the inventor of pizza rolls.

"If yu dont come soon enough, Athena will eat your pizza."

by Motherlake March 29, 2017

Atheist

Another term for Hell Bound. Also used as cum buckets by thorn cocked demons.

Thorn cocked demon: I fucked that atheist so hard last night that my unholy ejaculate of white bees actually shot out his mouth

Leather teated hag: Awesome! stick it to that godless heathen.

by Ace McCloud April 27, 2006

atheist

A person who believes that no God exists.

Oh, you're an atheist? It's such a pity. I'm hope you enjoy your tenure in hell, being ripped apart for all eternity.

by Lon June 14, 2005

Athena

Athena is a smart, talented, great artist. She’s a striking bisexual with a great sense of direction. She’s independent, intelligent, and is the type of person who hates it when the classmates in her class talk so loud. She has a crush on a on a girl who she is friends with, and always compares her art skills to this girl’s art skills, but we know that they’re both very talented. She hangs out with a guy who likes to joke around. She likes to punch people for fun, and she’s pretty cool when it comes to talking about Wild Kratts.

“Hey, who’s that girl sitting with that bitch Nicole?”
“That’s Athena, she’s amazing at art, from what I’ve heard.”

by Nicolehatesherselflol September 26, 2019

Atheist

A person who does not believe in God. Claims their belief is based on logic and rationalism, but is really just a lack of an answer for why the universe exists, what caused the creation of the universe, or how the laws of science came to be or why they are consistent.

The most tolerable atheists just don't talk about the matter at all, and the worst atheists spend all day insulting religion in general on the internet.

Essentially, a person who is not thinking but believes he is the only one who is.

Atheist: At first, there was nothing. And because there was nothing, nothing happened, and then nothing occurred and then the universe appeared. It's the only explanation that makes sense!

Theist: You keep telling yourself that.

by Jman1991 December 21, 2010