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apple overload

a person who exclusively buys products from the Apple Company and is the one who buys every thing that comes out. This is a person who doesn't need everything that they bought, but since Apple is the most popular personal technology store, they must have it.
Hey guys, did you hear? Jim just bought the IPad.

What? He has everything from Apple. An Iphone, Itouch, a Macbook Pro, and an Ipod. What more can he have?

I know. He must have apple overload.
by Hornywhale April 11, 2010
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apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.
by cough007 May 7, 2007
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Carmel Apple

the sexual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. While boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners ass and pour carmel on their head. One variation is the "Pirate's Carmel Apple." In this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout "Harrrrrr!!!!" like a pirate in honor of your partner's peg leg.
I was boning Heather Mills when I pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her ass, and poured carmel over her head. She wasn't too keen on being a Carmel Apple.
by Turde Ferguson October 4, 2009
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Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
by JC2012 November 6, 2009
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Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.
Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!
by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008
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apple drop

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.
Dan just apple dropped Matt's room.
by Hax0red May 17, 2006
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