Salad tossing wanker 

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

Salad tossing wanker by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

Fish Wanker by Carl April 8, 2005

wanker 

pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves

sting is such a wanker !!

wanker by TS July 7, 2003

wankeriffic 

Highly worthy of a toss.

Damn! Beyonce and Maria Sharapova are wankerific!!

wankeriffic by wank September 20, 2004

dog-walked 

When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.

Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!

dog-walked by Boi_person May 21, 2016

wanker 

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

wanker by Andy May 28, 2004

Wankadog 

A person who wanks dogs for pleasure. This may be either to benefit the canine or the wankee. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.

This word has no known entomological basis. Rather an amalgam of Wank and Dog. Much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly Whammy insult.

Beware that this word is know to cause considerable Offense. Do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
It may just be best never to use this word again!!!! Ever!!!!!

Little miss Ging wanks the dogs, she is such a wankadog.

Mr Y frequently provides fellatio to his German Shepherd says Ms X. I think he is one of those wankadogs.

I won't let my children near no wankadog, they're riddled with flees and ticks.

Some countries do not allow the wanking of dogs. But the Wankadog Lobbyist group at Westminster are trying to legalize wanking dogs. Equal Rights for all!!!

Wankadog by Faggotry In Motion June 6, 2009