by Jk joke October 23, 2019
Get the Heymug. Boy 1: Hey! Have you listened to Fesch6's new song
Boy 2: No? What is it called.
Boy 1: "Naruto"
Boy 2: Fuck. i feel like naruto i feel like hey
Boy 1: Oh shit ncm
Boy 2: No? What is it called.
Boy 1: "Naruto"
Boy 2: Fuck. i feel like naruto i feel like hey
Boy 1: Oh shit ncm
by Moaning alligaytor November 21, 2021
Get the i feel like naruto i feel like heymug. 
Unwitting salesman for Hey Dudes that tries to influence people on Internet forums into purchasing shoes that should only be worn by hippies and teenyboppers.
Hey Dudes feel like you’re walking on kittens. You gotta buy a pair because Cool Bob wears them. You too can be a Hey Dudebag
by Sweet T Smoove August 14, 2021
Get the hey dudebagmug. by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023
Get the hey siri call 911mug. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
Get the Hey Squidward shut the fuck upmug. 