Dick-piece

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.

"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."

by DB0380 September 14, 2009

Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Gregg has a serious case of Dick Ice. He's got it in his fooking veins

by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018

angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.

Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.

by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017

dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

LAVA DICK

A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.

Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!

by Desecrator6 February 10, 2020

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016