Dicktified

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.

Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified

by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021

Dicktified

I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!

I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!

by Jazzchick January 25, 2024

Dicktimized

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.

I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010

dicktired

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

Dickmified

A situation where a good woman stays in a relationship with a loser guy because the sex is great.

Snap out of it and get away from that jerk, you're completely dickmified!

by BlondeGirl1234 October 14, 2010

dirtified

To suffer from dirty play/tricks and tactics.

Being the object where foul play is used upon.

omg! I got dirtified.

Definition: Oh my god! I have been owned by dirty tactics.

by Nickowns February 2, 2004