telefizzle

refers to television, as spoken by snoop dogg

everyone should watch snoop's new show, Doggy Fizzle Telefizzle

by snoop September 6, 2003

telefroth

The act of spewing political invective, orders, and incoherency at one's followers through a television or radio. So named from the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal which made fun of the character High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telespittle.

This diary is so important that Finch has the pleasure of Sutler’s telefroth all to himself.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006

telant

The inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.

John get really bad telant whenever anyone is standing in his cube.

by dyslexic kev September 5, 2006

tellam

A word used to get the message 'out there'. It originated from a fire-breathing fire crotch, but is commonly used when something is spread around the school.

Britney- I can't hide that I'm pregnant any longer. And they don't even know about...my STD.
Chrissy- Tellam!
Britney- No, you tellam!
Chrissy- Britney, you HAVE to tellam. You can't just let him go on not knowing u gave him vagimples, honey.
Britney- Fine, I'll tellam.

by Madelicious October 19, 2007

telepiphany

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.

Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

by Aldeberon Defosikifornia November 20, 2007

telesnacker

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

tellitube

tellitube: when you stick a garden hose up your ass and someone
sucks all the shit and other objects out before having anal sex. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure :)

i tellitubed my girlfriends ass hole last night before some ruff sex. hannah was screaming like a seal gull that just been run over.

by Tammer the hammer March 31, 2008