David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.

I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox

by SoundsAboutRight September 15, 2016

Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018

Billion suprise toys

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"

Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"

by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021

italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Toys Hill

Toys Hill, situated in north kent, is a lovely countryside villiage, most notable for its sssi woodland, protected by the national trust who will not hesitate to shank any mans who dare to snap twigs off listed trees. The average age of TH citizens is 65; of around 2000 residents there is about 5 breres under 20 years of age. It is home to the THC crew, renound for their love of the dank sticky-icky shit, native to the surrounding decidious woodlands. THC now has only a mere four breres, due to homies of the realm getting gunned down by Tatters waste-mans back in '02. THC brederins have a united hatred of the arch-namesis foes of the T-side Massive of Tatsfield, engaged in gang wars for precious TN16 turf since the dawn of existance. THC-gang members are easily recognised by their orange bandannas under purple flatcaps, timberlands, and their carrying or mac-lls and brass knuckles.

Tatters waste-man 1: look its the THC kingpin, from toys hill, quick grab your glock and fight for tatsfield glory!

Tatters waste-man 2: nah alow it man, iv nearly reached level 69 on WOW, plus my cornmeal is almost finished simmering

by thorin oakenshield July 12, 2007

toyotaccelerate

(n) the sudden unexpected acceleration of a motor vehicle

OMG -Jake was driving me home from work the other night when he toyotaccelerated. He scared the crap out of me!

by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010

Toyboat

Adj.
Term to define the essence of Toyota's boring and bland cars.

"Wow, that Camry sure handles like a boat."
"Too bad Toyota killed off every car that had any balls."
"Yeah, thats why I refer to them as Toyboat."

Much respect to the old MR2, Corolla, Celica, and Supra.

by haunted January 11, 2006