by mcbellend123 April 28, 2019
When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.
Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much
Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go
Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle
Person2: oh wow thank you every much
Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go
Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle
by Xx_mineShafter69_xX April 04, 2018
by Mr.Gofukurself March 20, 2017
when one epically screws over a team by missing a field goal and single handedly wipes away a teams chance at the national title.
by boisestate69696969 November 27, 2010
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A man who is amazing. Normally an Irish man with a lot of hair, sometimes with a reddish beard depending on the season. His build is of an athlete, roughly around 6 feet tall with dark blond or brown hair. He replicates the most interesting man in the world. His knowledge of Kung Fu and other martial arts is phenomenal. Normally uses his fists or Bo Staff to defeat his enemies. Though he has many friends, his love for them are all different in the best of ways. Anything that he can't overcome he will overcome anyways. He is a master at sports, usually rugby, soccer and volleyball. He is a philosophical genius and uses the art of meditation, sometimes days at a time, to find his inner-self.
Did you see that man? Ya, he looked like a Kyle Boyer.
Did you see that fight, it was like Kyle Boyer was fighting!
The most interesting man in the world, oh you mean Kyle Boyer.
That man is such a Kyle Boyer.
That was a Kyle Boyer play.
Did you see that fight, it was like Kyle Boyer was fighting!
The most interesting man in the world, oh you mean Kyle Boyer.
That man is such a Kyle Boyer.
That was a Kyle Boyer play.
by Clutch Novicane September 23, 2010
Someone who can't do anything for himself, relies on people who are not his friends for food, rides, and money. The ultimate mooch. Often caught with his pants off jerking to gay small dick porn.
by LongDickStyleJohnson69 November 08, 2015