Sad Kyle

A sad Kyle is a male or female that posts sad posts on social media for an ex to read.

There are a lot of sad kyles on social media today.

Don't be such a sad Kyle.

by Mr.Gofukurself March 20, 2017

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 26, 2019