1. Use a piece of bread and with the friction of jacking off into it, make it into toast and subsequently ejaculate on the to the newly made toast as butter. Then make your partner eat it. 2. Use two buttered pieces of toast in order to simulate vaginal intercourse.
IHOP waiter: how would you like your toast today, sir?
Customer: Indonesian.
I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...
Customer: Indonesian.
I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...
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Common strategies include, but are not limited to;
1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".
Common strategies include, but are not limited to;
1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".
I totally gave those dicks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven--I sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they'll never know what hit 'em!
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Being high from vaporizing marijuana. The name stems from cooked or "toasted" marijuana removed from a vaporizer after use.
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Get the toaster mug.1. You have a real nice lookin piece of toast... and u just want to sex it up all nite long.
2. Instead of just using plain "fuck" you use fuck toast... to put more emphasis on the "fuck", also when something doesnt go your way you say FUCK TOAST and people know that you mean business.
3. A command meaning instead of Fuck off.. you say fuck toast.. because you really want them to have sex with a piece of toast.
2. Instead of just using plain "fuck" you use fuck toast... to put more emphasis on the "fuck", also when something doesnt go your way you say FUCK TOAST and people know that you mean business.
3. A command meaning instead of Fuck off.. you say fuck toast.. because you really want them to have sex with a piece of toast.
1. Melinda... what do u want do to right now?
FUCK TOAST!!!
Ummm may i ask why?
because its sexy!
2. Jude you cant have the keys to my car.
FUCK TOAST!
3. Juaqin im leaving you for Andrew.
GO FUCK TOAST INSTEAD.
maybe u should juaqin... maybe u should
FUCK TOAST!!!
Ummm may i ask why?
because its sexy!
2. Jude you cant have the keys to my car.
FUCK TOAST!
3. Juaqin im leaving you for Andrew.
GO FUCK TOAST INSTEAD.
maybe u should juaqin... maybe u should
by KaCHOW! January 19, 2009
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