Storekeeper

Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"

Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"

by Box Kicker December 13, 2012

gulf shores high school

an absolute shit hole. don't come here for your own sake.

gulf shores high school is full of crackheads.

by doublecheeseburgerplain October 2, 2019

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

score

to procure illegal materials

I scored some righteous weed last night

by SG March 13, 2002

score and soar

To have sexual relations with a female and then never contact her again.

Duuuuuuude that party last night was insane I totally managed to score and soar with that hot blond chick.

by Mike Tint November 2, 2010

Hussy Slore

Generic name used to describe a woman who expresses qualities of both a slut and a whore.

I took home Hussy Slore last night. It was a good night.

by kodiak August 23, 2003

New Hampshire Smore

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011