spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

Spooney

The biggest disgrace walking on this earth. To be a spooney you have to conplain about every single possible thing on this planet. Will often try to push work on to others but nobody even listens to her for the fact that soon as she starts talking everybody pays no attention she is also know as the word oxygen theif. She mistakes the word fat and calls it big boned.

Person 1. Whos that shit bag over there complaining about walking 5 feet?
Person 2. Who else but Spooney

by Thetruth84 July 22, 2013

Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

Spoon

1.A word used in place of words such as fool, idiot noob, twat etc.
2.A piece of cutlury

1.Person A: Damn i lost my Barney the dinosoar dvd
Person B : Ha you spoon

2.Hey can i spoon you

by spoonshead May 25, 2007

Spoon

While playing Beer Pong, one who either throws the beer out (without anyone seeing) or taking entirely too long to drink the beer, also known as a pussy

Stop spoon'in that beer you pussy and take your next shot

by LoneRanger23 July 11, 2007

Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

by Chubs October 24, 2003