splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.

I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.

by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021

Splashh

Splashh is another way to say buck fifty or razor cut.

Splashh is another way to say buck fifty or razor cut.

I don't give a _ if you bench 350
Run up on me your getting shot and 150'd.. . $plashh..

by Red E. Rahk RMD September 25, 2021

Splash plate

A sexual act whereby a person performs a rim job on another person during the event of explosive diarrhoea in order to splash plate the excreted fluids over themselves and their partner

Can you splash plate me tonight?

by Willayy September 27, 2021

splashwiz

someone that knows how to dress super drippy

yo Troop Lord you totally a splashwiz im seriously gonna need some lessons from you brody

by kinghiefex November 22, 2021

splash in her jacuzzi

to ejaculate in a woman's vagina through unprotected sex.

She was seducing me all semester, practically begging me to splash in her jacuzzi.

by Niyan Tewman March 17, 2022

splamptch

A cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Let’s roll some splamptches and go on a smokin route.

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

spasmotard

In short , someone who is so super stupid that only a multiple of words can describe… in this case a spastic, moron and retard all rolled up into one

Kirstie as dumb as shit, in fact shes a spasmotard !!

by Fpe_pete April 16, 2022