one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant February 8, 2007

Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.

My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.

by Micah November 8, 2007

Ohio spitball

The sexual act of performing a blow job, pretending to swallow, kissing one'a partner, and spitting their semen back into their mouth.

I'm so mad at my girlfriend, she ohio spitballed me last night.

by far-gone September 10, 2014

a spicy one

A joint rolled with over fifty percent tobacco.

"Hey man, lets roll up a spicy one." I said

"Let the cancer ensue my brother." Mike says

by Raven05R6 November 8, 2006

Spidey sense

Derived from the "Spidey sense" of the comic book superhero Spiderman, it is generally used to mean a vague but strong sense of something being wrong, dangerous, suspicious, a security situation.

He looked like a student, but something about his dirty shoes and the way he tried to open a locked door totally set off my Spidey sense, so I called campus security.

by JohnnyHoffa March 23, 2008

Spicy Keychain

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.

My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!

by attractivecryingman December 18, 2011

Spike

pouring alcohol into something

"omg! someone spiked the punch!"

by bobbette July 14, 2003